Thursday, July 31, 2008

Lost Pen, Help Find Please!

The lost shall not be lost forever, For we shall lead them back.daqewrt37yuiobsfsdhvnbjhfsfnqw,.mj/;88

LOST
A Blue Pilot G-2.07 was lost today somewhere in Singapore.
Description:
Worn Out at the Grip
Blue Ink inside
"YAHOO!" words engraved on the side of the Pen.
Nicknamed The best Pen in the "world"
Is Owners Favourite Pen since Last April.
Picture Reference:
A Beautiful Pen indeed.
Best Pen Ever Pilot G-2 07

Reward
2 Favours From Henry Cai Xing Xuan.
$0.05 In Cash!
3 grams of used Recycled Paper
1 years supply of Lame and Unfunny Jokes.

Contact:
Number: 8233-I-can't-believe-you-dial-this-number
Address: Jalan Jalan ave 12 Block 23142562 #130-12345566
E-mail add: Areyoureallysure@notsuremail.com
Website: Iknewitwasfake.blogspot.com.sg.fv.cctv.amv.mv.puv.org.power

Yoz! haha just having fun with the lost reward thing(was bored and not thinking straight right now) but the truth is I really did lose my Pilot G-2.07 Pen! and the best part is....I don't know where I lost It! Wow!(STM strikes Again!) oh well, guess I have to buy a new one, or maybe in some bizarre way, someone will actually believe the lost post and really find it then through lots of contacts and acquaintances will manage to find Jalan Jalan Ave 12 Block 23142562(where's that? is it somewhere near Bukit panjang?) and manage to locate #130-12345566(which is 130 stories tall! 0.0) then discover that my whole reward thing was just a hoax, so in anger the person spammed the E-mail add of Areyoureallysure@notsuremail.com and called the number 8233-I-can't-believe-you-dial-this-number, and the owners of the E-mail add and the Phone Number would be angry with me that they Placed a Bounty on me that is around $0.05...
Wow Actually the whole is quite cool! faith and success that it will happen!(eh wait...don't sound right leh...) Rephrase! Faith and Success that it will NOT Happen...IT DID NOT HAPPEN! Wow believe in the power of the 4th Dimension!(I am just kidding by the way, the 4th Dimension does not really work like that, to discover more about the 4th dimension please read Pastor Cho's book, which is available at $20 at Heart of God Church! :D)
Man this Blog is seriously going crazy, I think I need some sleep!(5 hours of sleep for the past 3days!) but then I don't feel sleepy, hmmm...Strange, but in a good way!
CG was Awesome as Always! Yassy shared with us 2 points,
  1. Being more loving to others.
  2. Respect and Honor Authority

I was Really impacted by what Yassy said, C1 and C3 will grow to 300 by the end of next year! YEAH! BOLD STATEMENT! and like what brother Sky said in Prayer Meeting today! In order of the people to come, We ourself must start visioning ourselves with the 10 C's, for it is always easy to pray and envision people with these 10 quailties but when it comes to envisioning yourself it just gets abit harder. So We Should all start believing that we can have all these 10 C's and Make an Impact in Church and Soceity, then Church Growth shall follow!!

HENRY out